We would like to get notifications for unplanned outages 3-4 days in advance.
A client who doesn’t understand the definition of “unplanned.” (via clientsfromhell)
And are we still on track for launch on January 23, between 18:43 and 22:18? It’s astrologically perfect, but it’s just a small window. After that, we won’t have an opportunity to launch for weeks.

(via clientsfromhell)

I love this blog for SO MANY REASONS…I find therapy through each post.

Can I have this mans job? I mean…he gets to enjoy the sun and he is no where as stressed out as I am. I would wear a tube top for some color. I would download an awesome workout playlist and jog to each to trim these thighs. I would think of all the things that don’t stress me out like “what should I wear tomorrow?” or “what’s for dinner?”.

Deep yet crucial thoughts when experiencing a very stressful campaign launch.

Can I have this mans job? I mean…he gets to enjoy the sun and he is no where as stressed out as I am. I would wear a tube top for some color. I would download an awesome workout playlist and jog to each to trim these thighs. I would think of all the things that don’t stress me out like “what should I wear tomorrow?” or “what’s for dinner?”.

Deep yet crucial thoughts when experiencing a very stressful campaign launch.

I’m finding this!!! It’s in Highland Park.

I’m finding this!!! It’s in Highland Park.

A team member knew exactly what I needed after a stressful day…CHIPS! Seaweed chips of all kinds! Delicious.

A team member knew exactly what I needed after a stressful day…CHIPS! Seaweed chips of all kinds! Delicious.

GM Parks $3 Billion Media Account at Carat

“Carat has an innovative approach to drive significant marketing value, and their service model has been tailored to align well with our global and regional brands. They are uniquely positioned to help us form strong media partnerships and drive significant global efficiencies.”

Major Lazer Marathon…

Sometimes a crazy day just needs to be expressed through some insane bass…that’s all.

Mandated Reporter…wanna made a dance routine to this? Sorry this is my only mental escape at work while its all crumbling down in the blaze of glory.

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Nicki Minaj vs. Major Lazer - Super Bass Pon De Floor (Mashup) 45 Plays

Nicki Minaj’s Super Bass combined with Major Lazer’s “Pon de Floor.” Dig it. HECK YES. 

You can’t reason with ignorant people.

My go to for sanity purposes. Currently on repeat…

Producer of the Pharcyde

Producer of the Pharcyde

Cheryl got these from a rep and I’m just admiring the beautiful blossom that happened over night! (Taken with Instagram at Carat)

Cheryl got these from a rep and I’m just admiring the beautiful blossom that happened over night! (Taken with Instagram at Carat)