youcankeepthechange:

scene: my friend mish and i are standing around, talking, smoking

enter gorgeous guy with green eyes* who asks me for a cigarette

cut to me taking one out and saying, “you can have one, you just have to pay me for it.”

- guy laughs -

me: “just kidding. not really. yes i am. no i’m not. i’ll put it on your tab.”

- guy smiles oddly and skates away -

then i do the moonwalk and head to target to begin my wedding registry.

done.

*supposedly they were green. i was NOT looking at his eyes.

I cannot help myself. This girl is a golden nugget of hilarity! I love this.