My niece Tiana Jimenez, according to me, is thee best one thurrrr but regardless-these kids are MAD TALENTED! You gots to come thru…in fact you WILL COME THRU. or I will get my mom on you. That, my friend, you cannot afford.

Here is the deal.
These rock stars need to make it out to a bigger and badder show in Philadelphia- a festival that they will be playing with legends like Devo.
In order for these minature starving musicians to get there, you gotta come out and support the LA show at Ritual.

Major sponsors such as Ed Hardey and Guitar Center and dope items being auctioned like signed guitars by major names like Slash (don’t front…under all that hair, you want him), Shane West (who I just saw at the Nylon party and attempted to take a photo of but his friends fat head was in the way) and more!

Come thru or my Asian Mofioso Gang Posse (my mom) will be knocking on your front door.

Lastly- this event is being thrown by Presence Entertainment!

If you havent heard about them…you’re just straight up dumb, lame, useless, and well…just jump out the window now!

Presence Entertainment is sorta like Pinky and the Brain-they’re going to take over the world!

Muuah!!!!!Muuuuaaaaahhhh!!!