I had an interesting day at Hertz Rental today. Good ol’ Dave helped me out.

I am not too sure if Dave doesn’t get much action—-in his life, at his job, at all.

So Dave tried to impress me with jokes all morning, ask me a ton of questions that do not pertain to my rental, continue to write his name real big with a sharpee on a business card and then proceeded how he is going to hook me up with a nice rental.

Hooked up = Ford Fusion?

Call me old fashion, call me text book…but Asian’s don’t do Fords.

Its not in our build. I wasn’t expecting a Honda Civic dropped with a tricked out spoiler but still….I didn’t have it in me to tell Dave since he on top of it added in a free GPS system…ask me and I would have traded in that little gagdet for a Japanese car.

I know…it takes me from Point A to B….hold your tongue…it MIGHT JUST NOT do that….I drove it only for 1 day and some engine light is already on!

IS THIS WHY IT HAS A GPS ??? DAVE KNEW MY @$$ WOULD BE STRANDED AND WOULD NEED TO BE LOCATED!

I have been cringing at my luck lately…